Quick Tip #1 for Ladies
If you constantly wonder and complain about your husband spending ages in the toilet, it’s got nothing to do with his fibre intake or dietary habits. It’s most likely he’s getting nagged constantly by you, and it’s the only place he feels safe to pause and take a break from the incessant complaints.
Maybe you should talk about marriage counseling and slow down the flow of complaints.
Don’t get me wrong, we men do a lot of things that are worth complaining about, but there’s a right way to do it and a wrong way. Go re-read this Men are from Mars