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Full time or part time mistress

maelstrom — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 06:07:19 +0000

Lucky are we to have more than one woman who is romantically or physically (there’s a difference) involved with us. It is a fine line we walk between the desires of our genetics and our morals. Fortunately, humans have the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

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Mistress or One Night Stand

maelstrom — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 03:05:06 +0000

Having been on tour for what turned out to be a 3 month stretch around Europe and the UK I’ve been a very naughty boy and indulging in the attention of many different young women I’ve returned to Australia with […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

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Forty Girls in Forty Nights

maelstrom — Wed, 18 Jul 2012 03:06:06 +0000

Ok, maybe not quite yet, but I’m striking at a pretty impressive rate here over in the UK. We’ve spent the last couple of weeks rehearsing in London and I’ve really seized the day as far as making as many […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

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New tales of Glory and Success

maelstrom — Wed, 04 Jul 2012 03:11:19 +0000

Well, I’ve been in London for a week now prepping for a bit of a UK/Euro tour with one of the bands. I managed to come down incredibly sick for the flights, and was writhing around like a junkie going […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

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Off to have an affair in the UK

maelstrom — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 10:36:16 +0000

Well, one of my bands is about to head off overseas for a little bit of a European tour, and we’ll be spending the first two weeks in the UK rehearsing and preparing for the shows. As a result I’ve […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

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Why a married man is the best choice for an affair

maelstrom — Sun, 17 Jun 2012 10:15:54 +0000

This one is obviously directed at the ladies out there. Not that I’ve got a problem with people having their own sexual preferences. To each their own I say! One of my mistresses was talking about another guy she was […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

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Why you’re doing it wrong – internet dating mistakes

maelstrom — Fri, 25 May 2012 14:24:52 +0000

Well, I’ve been thinking a bit about why it is so many people seem to complain about some of my favourite websites. When you type the name in for a few of them in Google the auto finish options show […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

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The unexpected fallout from Mother’s Day

maelstrom — Sun, 13 May 2012 10:11:25 +0000

Well, in an unexpected turn of events I actually got a little bit of affection from my wife. Who would have thought after over 14 months that Mother’s Day would break the drought. It’s actually made for a few too […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

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Why she may want you to have an affair

maelstrom — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 10:53:09 +0000

I was doing a little bit of browsing about the web the other night (which is so rare for me that it’s actually worth noting) and came across an interesting article. Can’t remember where I saw it or how I […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

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Why have an affair – Another strange reason that men stray

maelstrom — Sat, 14 Apr 2012 07:06:36 +0000

Ladies listen up. Passion gone out of the marriage? Got the children you wanted with the ideal father for them? Well, here’s an important question for you: Do you still feel any physical attraction towards your partner or is he […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

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Why dating sites are dangerous

maelstrom — Sun, 18 Mar 2012 09:27:35 +0000

Well, I think it’s time that we charted a course, raised the anchor, and set sail towards the land of commonsense. One of the most idiotic things you can do if you want to have an affair is to join […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

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More Criteria For Selecting a Mistress

maelstrom — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 11:14:08 +0000

Okay, lately I’ve been analysing some of the common traits of the mistresses that I’ve currently got, and I’ve come to a few interesting conclusions. There’s a specific type of girl who wants to be a mistress. I’m now going […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

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Courting a mistress who’s attached

maelstrom — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 10:46:07 +0000

Tread lightly grasshopper, do not disturb the angry lion. Be as invisible as the wind, as silent as the night, and most importantly, choose your target wisely! Generally I’m the sort of jerk man who steers clear of having affairs […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

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My New Mistress

maelstrom — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 10:43:29 +0000

Well, aren’t you going to congratulate me? After several weeks of excessive flirting and grooming a potential mistress, and a healthy dose of gifts I’ve now secured myself a new mistress to play with. It’s a tricky one to fit […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

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Things you’ll need to have an affair – The Gym Membership

maelstrom — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 10:13:57 +0000

Something to do before you start actually having an affair is to get a gym membership. There’s a few important things to consider, firstly it MUST be a 24/7 gym. This is crucial, and the main reason? The ability to […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

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Why have an affair – the exit plan

maelstrom — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:44:13 +0000

One of the key reasons a lot of people have a bit of fun on the side is they are dis-satisfied with their current relationship. It may sound like an obvious statement but there are a lot of different types […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

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Why you might want to be a mistress

maelstrom — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 09:22:05 +0000

What’s in it for you? Why would you do it? Well, I’m glad you brought it up. I guess it really boils down to one main reason. Great sex. Simplistic? Hell yes, but it’s a short answer that needs a […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

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How to be a good mistress

maelstrom — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 09:13:28 +0000

Well it’s one of those sticky subjects really. What can your lover possibly gain from having an affair with you? The risk of getting caught is always present, as is the risk of getting more emotionally attached than you bargained […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

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Where to start the affair?

maelstrom — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 13:04:06 +0000

So, I think the alternate title to this is how do you meet the mistress? Two key approaches and two key strategies it depends on the outcome you want. From my personal experience I’ve got the two lovers who I’ve […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

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extra marital affairs and their longevity

maelstrom — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 09:58:44 +0000

This is a real sticky issue. How long to continue the dalliance without it turning around to bite you. It’s sort of like an unpredictable animal, you need to observe it closely in order to keep in control of the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

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