Oct01

Full time or part time mistress

by maelstrom on October 1, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Lucky are we to have more than one woman who is romantically or physically (there’s a difference) involved with us. It is a fine line we walk between the desires of our genetics and our morals. Fortunately, humans have the wonderful ability to keep two sets of books going concurrently in our heads. We’re all hypocrites, yet not all of us can reconcile or admit it.

I’ve been re-adjusting my life lately in order to sustain a couple of ‘quality’ mistresses instead of multiple dalliances. The plan is to have one or two semi permanent mistresses and one or two rotating positions. How am I going to do this? Well, I’m glad I read your mind. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep26

Mistress or One Night Stand

by maelstrom on September 26, 2012 at 12:35 pm

Having been on tour for what turned out to be a 3 month stretch around Europe and the UK I’ve been a very naughty boy and indulging in the attention of many different young women I’ve returned to Australia with a new view on the world of infidelity.

It all stems from a couple of questions, firstly:

1. What is the best type of affair to have? Is it a one night stand or an extended relationship with a mistress?

2. How do you maintain it?

Well buckle up for some more of my patented ‘No formal qualifications in which to legitimately offer advice’ advice. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul18

Forty Girls in Forty Nights

by maelstrom on July 18, 2012 at 12:36 pm

Ok, maybe not quite yet, but I’m striking at a pretty impressive rate here over in the UK. We’ve spent the last couple of weeks rehearsing in London and I’ve really seized the day as far as making as many appointments with the ladies as possible. My current scheduling routine ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul04

New tales of Glory and Success

by maelstrom on July 4, 2012 at 12:41 pm

Well, I’ve been in London for a week now prepping for a bit of a UK/Euro tour with one of the bands. I managed to come down incredibly sick for the flights, and was writhing around like a junkie going through withdrawal for most of the flights and for the walk through customs. Had the full strip search treatment in Heathrow so I must have looked like shit. Some pretty full on questioning, followed by a urine test, and I volunteered to submit my hair for drug testing (my hair’s about 2-3 feet long so any drugs would show up from the last six or so years) and finally after all that and a consult with a doctor and they all agreed that I was just very sick (and not importing a kilo of heroin in my rectum) and let me go. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jun20

Off to have an affair in the UK

by maelstrom on June 20, 2012 at 8:06 pm

Well, one of my bands is about to head off overseas for a little bit of a European tour, and we’ll be spending the first two weeks in the UK rehearsing and preparing for the shows. As a result I’ve been working up a few leads on a UK dating site (which I’ll reveal if I have any success) to spend some quality time with whilst I’m away.

Wish me luck.

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Jun17

Why a married man is the best choice for an affair

by maelstrom on June 17, 2012 at 7:45 pm

This one is obviously directed at the ladies out there. Not that I’ve got a problem with people having their own sexual preferences. To each their own I say!

One of my mistresses was talking about another guy she was thinking of seeing. Now, people might think that’s a little bit weird that we’re discussing that, but I’m a very open minded kind of guy. I’m happy if they can find someone to be happy with as I make it very clear up front that I will not be their life partner as that position is already filled for me. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May25

Why you’re doing it wrong – internet dating mistakes

by maelstrom on May 25, 2012 at 11:54 pm

Well, I’ve been thinking a bit about why it is so many people seem to complain about some of my favourite websites. When you type the name in for a few of them in Google the auto finish options show the word ‘scam’ straight after the website name. Probably not going to arouse suspicion in the 4 or 5 people that still use “Ask Jeeves” but for the other few billion of us it might set off a few flags.

I had an email from someone voicing their concerns that these sites are just a big scam to rip people off. I have a few other possible explanations for their attitude.

Firstly, ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May13

The unexpected fallout from Mother’s Day

by maelstrom on May 13, 2012 at 7:41 pm

Well, in an unexpected turn of events I actually got a little bit of affection from my wife. Who would have thought after over 14 months that Mother’s Day would break the drought.

It’s actually made for a few too many conflicting emotions in my head to be honest. I’ve been very, ahem, prolific lately with my extra curricular activities as I’m prowling the turf on a new dating site. (Which I’ll detail more about another time). I’m at a bit of a record at the moment as far as having an affair goes. I’m actually trying to successfully have an affair with six women. Talk about spreading it thin. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr26

Why she may want you to have an affair

by maelstrom on April 26, 2012 at 8:23 pm

I was doing a little bit of browsing about the web the other night (which is so rare for me that it’s actually worth noting) and came across an interesting article. Can’t remember where I saw it or how I landed on it, but it really struck home, and at the same time it really opened my eyes to a whole new and bizarre thought.

Some women want their husband’s to have an affair. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr14

Why have an affair – Another strange reason that men stray

by maelstrom on April 14, 2012 at 4:36 pm

Ladies listen up. Passion gone out of the marriage? Got the children you wanted with the ideal father for them? Well, here’s an important question for you:

Do you still feel any physical attraction towards your partner or is he just useful to have around?

I get the feeling with a lot of marriages the husband is just a convenient lifestyle accessory. They help bring in an income, help with the kids, and do chores around the house. I’ve really noticed this situation a lot in my marriage over the past few weeks. Don’t get me wrong, I’m still in love with my wife, despite the numerous affairs I’m having, but I know deep down that she’s lost all feelings of lust towards me. And not just me, but everyone.
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Mar18

Why dating sites are dangerous

by maelstrom on March 18, 2012 at 7:57 pm

Well, I think it’s time that we charted a course, raised the anchor, and set sail towards the land of commonsense. One of the most idiotic things you can do if you want to have an affair is to join sites like eharmony and rsvp. It’s like selling whale meat at a greenpeace rally. Not exactly what the audience expects, no? ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar08

More Criteria For Selecting a Mistress

by maelstrom on March 8, 2012 at 9:44 pm

Okay, lately I’ve been analysing some of the common traits of the mistresses that I’ve currently got, and I’ve come to a few interesting conclusions. There’s a specific type of girl who wants to be a mistress. I’m now going to dedicate myself to finding out the balance of the traits that they share, as I hope it will tell me how to identify potential candidates. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar02

Courting a mistress who’s attached

by maelstrom on March 2, 2012 at 9:16 pm

Tread lightly grasshopper, do not disturb the angry lion. Be as invisible as the wind, as silent as the night, and most importantly, choose your target wisely!

Generally I’m the sort of jerk man who steers clear of having affairs with married women. Most of my affairs are with young ladies who are single, or at most have a casual boyfriend. I have a few criteria, but occassionaly I break my own rules, as I’m a hypocrite, just like the other near 7 billion of us. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar01

My New Mistress

by maelstrom on March 1, 2012 at 9:13 pm

Well, aren’t you going to congratulate me? After several weeks of excessive flirting and grooming a potential mistress, and a healthy dose of gifts I’ve now secured myself a new mistress to play with. It’s a tricky one to fit in, but currently I’m seeing Anita only once a fortnight, and Brittany once every few months on average, and I figured I could fit in someone on the off weeks from Anita. So, I managed to arrange my schedule of commitments to allow about 4 hours on a saturday morning to my new mistress. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Feb23

Things you’ll need to have an affair – The Gym Membership

by maelstrom on February 23, 2012 at 8:43 pm

Something to do before you start actually having an affair is to get a gym membership. There’s a few important things to consider, firstly it MUST be a 24/7 gym. This is crucial, and the main reason? The ability to have a shower after seeing your mistress.

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Feb09

Why have an affair – the exit plan

by maelstrom on February 9, 2012 at 11:14 pm

One of the key reasons a lot of people have a bit of fun on the side is they are dis-satisfied with their current relationship. It may sound like an obvious statement but there are a lot of different types of affairs, and different reasons behind each one.

One that I see people engage in within my circle of assosciates is the ‘exit plan’ affair. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Feb04

Why you might want to be a mistress

by maelstrom on February 4, 2012 at 7:52 pm

What’s in it for you? Why would you do it? Well, I’m glad you brought it up. I guess it really boils down to one main reason. Great sex.

Simplistic? Hell yes, but it’s a short answer that needs a bit of illumination thrown upon it.

Life, love and relationships aren’t just about sex. Obviously it goes without saying that it’s pretty important though. But with relationships come complications, dramas, attachment, hysteria, and all sorts of melodrama that you may not want it your life. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Feb02

How to be a good mistress

by maelstrom on February 2, 2012 at 7:43 pm

Well it’s one of those sticky subjects really. What can your lover possibly gain from having an affair with you? The risk of getting caught is always present, as is the risk of getting more emotionally attached than you bargained for, and knowing that they can never replace your spouse. It seems like there isn’t a lot of upside in being the lover, but I think it’s got subtle advantages over long term traditional relationships. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan28

Where to start the affair?

by maelstrom on January 28, 2012 at 11:34 pm

So, I think the alternate title to this is how do you meet the mistress?

Two key approaches and two key strategies it depends on the outcome you want. From my personal experience I’ve got the two lovers who I’ve met in real life, and they are long term. I’ve also currently just begun seeing another young lady who works in the service station near my house (very close to violating a rule of not having them interact in any way with your spouse) which I think will be more a short term thing for both of us. Time will tell. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan26

extra marital affairs and their longevity

by maelstrom on January 26, 2012 at 8:28 pm

This is a real sticky issue. How long to continue the dalliance without it turning around to bite you. It’s sort of like an unpredictable animal, you need to observe it closely in order to keep in control of the situation.

I’ve got two long term arrangements in place. Both have been over the year mark which is something I don’t recommend to everyone. The key is obviously in the other individual. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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